rivverdogs.thirsty.thursday.

You are not a true Charleston resident if you don't go to Thirsty Thursday's at the Joe.

They have awesome ballpark food and the games are a lot of fun, even on the other days of the week. But Thursday's are spectacular because they have...

$1 BEEERRRRRZZZZZZZ

 

This little element of Thursdays brings EVERYONE out to the games. I have been out to quite a few myself. Here's what I've gathered.

1) It's the ultimate Americana summer event. Baseball. Beer. Huge crowds. Rowdiness. AH!

2)  You WILL see your boss. You WILL see that coworker that's out to get you. You WILL see on average 2.5 of your ex-boyfriends. Oh. And dollar beers catch up with you so try and stay classy.

3) You will be starving at the end of the game. You will spend all your cash on $1 beer and as a result will miss out on awesome food like this. As a result, you will make more poor life decisions and decide to go to McDonald's, Taco Bell, Wendy's, etc. on Spring St. And yes, you will regret that AND the comment you made to your coworker in the morning.

4) If you actually want to watch a game, (which you should. the guys are super!) choose a different night.

Peace easy,

the fourth.

P.S. Word on the street is that the technically do dollar beers EVERY night. They just do it at a different stand each day. Hmmm...worth looking into.